Good evening everyone. I apologize for the hiatus. Many things have been happening. Many things. One of those things involves a rumor that has been sweeping the nation.  Yes, you’ve probably heard about it in the news.

I am, of course, referring to the rumored comeback of… THE JINGLE TWINS!! Please everyone, contain your excitement. I am here to confirm that rumor. The “power duo of our time, or any time for that matter” as some sources have dubbed them, will be returning to the studio next week to bring together their next compilation of smash hits.  The sequel to “Christmas Signs: A Falconer’s Christmas!,” promises more glitz, glamor, and outright in-your-faceness than its critically acclaimed predecessor.

“How is this possible?,” fans of the first album have asked. “Was not ‘Christmas Signs: A Falconer’s Christmas!,’ the greatest album release since Vitas hit the scene 10 years ago?” (Trust me, click that last link. You will not be disappointed, confused, but not disappointed.)  The answer to those questions, friends, is simple.  Although the assumptions and proclamations of the preceding album’s greatness are accurate, if not wildly understated, it is true that the next album will surpass all expectations due to an increased focus on hot dog sandwiches.

Although the band relied heavily on this trailer park snack last time around, other nutrients did actually gain entrance into the bodies and souls of the Jingle Twins. Not so this time. No such perversion will be tolerated.  Early estimates state that the upcoming album will represent a 50% increase in the overall sustenance to hot dog sandwich ratio. The results will certainly be dazzling.

That is all for now, but stay tuned for updates.

Obstinately yours,

Zaphod Beeblebrox


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One Response to “Shpadoinkle…”

  1. Lanier Ward Says:

    Zaphod, I gotta say… Yoou have a special way with word my friends. Great news about those Jingle Twin kids. They’ve got “it.”

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